My name's Will and I'm a social alcoholic. It's been six months, one day and 21 hours since my last drink.
To mark the halfway point of this challenge, I decided to seek the opinions of my friends and family, via the medium of a group email. Did they think I'd get this far? Do they think I'll make the full year? Do they care?
The first thing I discovered is that nearly all of my so-called friends have changed email addresses and failed to tell me. It is unclear whether this is because they are bored of my tee-totalism, or just bored of me.
Anyhoo, here's a selection of those who haven't changed emails, could be bothered to respond, and did write something worth noting. With my responses, natch.
Matt Laddin:
Did you think I'd make it this far?
No
Do you think I'll do another six months?
No
Do you care?
No
(WB: Ooh, catty. You can tell he used to be a 3am girl.)
Don:
I'm confident in your determination to see it through but am hoping
for a spectacular fall off the wagon - preferably just before the 12
months are up. Don't know why - just seems apt.
I couldn't care less whether you drink or not but have really enjoyed reading about your exploits. If you would rather have insults to publish however, try this:
'Please finish soon and get back to ruining other people's lives
rather than you own, you journo-scum.'
Cheers
Don
PS. We still on for this weekend?
(WB: Yes.)
Caesar:
I assumed you would do it, as, despite your obvious love of the booze, I didn't think you'd allow yourself to make such a big claim and then fail, thereby giving friends and foe the opportunity to rip into you.
(WB: Oh really? Well I've checked your email from December, and it says nothing of the sort. Just bangs on about marathon training.)
Rob:
good luck son. I'm proud of you.
(WB: Rob, we've been through this. You're not my father.)
Raj:
I think I thought that you'd struggle a bit more than you have.
When you have bored me over the last six months I have struggled to figure out
whether that's because of the lack of booze or your inherent dullness.
(WB: Ha ha ha!!! Great one, mate! LOL! :) I'd say something vitriolic back, but Raj is this blog's greatest publicist, so I can't risk offending him...)
Seriously, thanks to all who responded. All readers, whether you know me personally or not, should feel free to leave messages - abusive or otherwise - on the blog forum.
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Just got back from Greece so forgive the lateness of my response to your call for views.
Congrats on making the six month mark, particularly since your body's chemistry has probably changed from that of a 52 year-old William Hill regular to someone like Gandhi. Or a nine year-old.
Anyway, as much as I enjoy reading these blog posts on a regular basis, I still miss the old Will, and keep a photograph of you, looking like a brain-injured orangutan, that I took at Don's wedding before this whole sorry episode began, in my wallet.
Forget "Find Maddie" - I say Give Will A Pint.
So, through gritted teeth, I say "Good luck for the next six months"...
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