My name's Will and I'm a social alcoholic. It's been 24 days, 14 hours and 17 minutes since my last drink.
Eeek. Just at Gatwick Aiport, about to go on a press trip to Italy with five people I've met for the first time today. They all seem very nice but I counted approx five jokes/comments about booze in the first ten minutes.
When is a good time to tell a group of strangers that you are a weirdo tee-totaller writing a blog? I don't believe the etiquette for such a moment is sufficiently covered in Debrettes.
Would write more but this internet kiosk costs £1 for ten minutes. High-class hookers charge less than that. Probably.
Right. Let's go poop this party.
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